I have been saving these up for another out of the mouth of kids edition blog post. I hope you enjoy.
Scenario: One sick 5 year old
Me: Do you know why you have been sick for so long?
Big Brother: Because I have been eating my boogers for a long time.
Scenario: Big Brother taking forever to eat. He has until 6 or does not get to watch his favourite show.
Me: Octonauts starts in 15 minutes.
Big Brother: Thanks Tips
Scenario: I am reading something on the computer and Big Brother is watching Special Agent Oso.
Me (outloud to get Tobei’s attention: OMG
Big Brother: No, it’s O S O
Scenario: I am eating chocolate playing games on my phone. Big Brother is trying to sneak over to me. I glance over at him.
Big Brother: I’m jacking one from you.
*I turn around laughing to tell Tobei what he just said, Big Brother grabs a chocolate and runs away*
Big Brother: I jacked one from you. Look daddy I jacked a chocolate from mommy.
Until next time, what has your kid said lately that made you laugh or just shake your head and walk away?
Bwahahahaha – I am dying at the eating boogers one. Ewwwwww.
LOL! You will be so glad you wrote all of this down someday. I look back over little things I wrote about my son when he was small and it brings smiles!
You will be so glad you wrote all of this down someday. I look back over little things I wrote about my son when he was small and it brings smiles!
Oh my gosh how funny. Kids crack me up. The things they say always makes me chuckle!
I have 6 kids and a box full of little papers and napkins and ripped up envelopes with the funny things my kids said when they were little. It is so precious. My youngest (who is 15 now) has always been asking me to take out and read “the box of funny things”