What I would do for a friend/Random Blog Tips

So I have a guest poster for the day. I have so much to catch up on that I could not blog today so asked a friend to blog for me. She is hilarious. Hope you like. Oh yes but before you read you must know the little bit of description she have to me while reading her post.

“The italics are what you say. (I even posted what you might say) Cool huh?” Yes she even saved me the work of saying anything and she put words in my mouth. OK enough from me. I got work to do. Enjoy the post.

Ha! I can’t believe I’m doing this but I will do just about anything for a friend so here it goes.
*AHEM*So I’ve been blogging for about a year now and I’ve been around the blog world and I’ve seen a few things.I’ve picked up a few tips too.

The first tip is:

• Never EVER sign up to guest post for someone when you have absolutely no idea what you will talk about.

I am writing this post in an attempt that something will quickly come to my mind. I’m kind of a fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants- girl. Sometimes. I love to be “on time” for events though. I hate being late. I mean, let’s face it, everyone staring at you and crap, thinking, “Why can’t get she get her crap together faster?”

My second tip is:

• When in doubt, humor will always win somebody’s heart over.

Just like with this post, I mean, if you are still reading this far, you have undoubtedly wanted to see what the heck I am going to come up with next. And you are probably wondering Who I am posting on Nolie’s Place anyway. I mean, this is her blog and all…

INTERRUPTION:You know wanna know who I am? Okay. I’ll tell you. I’m a Dr. Pepper drinking, chocolate eating, babysitting mother of three rambuctious daughters ages, 10,8 and 2. (I just booted them out of the kitchen so I could concentrate on finishing this post for Nolie.) ‘Cause when I say I’m gonna do something I do it. I mean it.

MY third tip:Are you still listening to me? Really? Wow. I must be as cool as Nolie. Because this is her blog after all and I have captivated your attention. WOW. I am in awe.Okay, really–the third tip:

• Dr. Pepper helps wake the brain of a writer. It might be coffee for you, which is fine, but caffeine and chocolate together are invaluable to me if I want to write something good. What gets you in a good writing mood?

Ok, Nolie really didn’t give me a length requirement here. So I don’t know how long I gotta write. MAN! Nolie! How long am I suppose to write?
Just keep writing until I say stop. You are doing fine.
Ok. Will do.
Except that is all the tips I got right now.And my 8 year old and my 10 year are about to kill each other. I better go see what the commotion is about.
*sigh*
At least my 2 year old is taking a nap.(Although, I am not sure how with the other two’s ruckus.)

Okay, you can stop writing now. You have fulfilled your guest post good duty for today. Thanks Cluttered Brain! I like your stuff. Perhaps, you can guest post for me again sometime.

This lovely author blogs at One Cluttered Brain, where you can find her dancing on her blog, helping others out and making everyone laugh.

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